Oh my fucking god guys. I’d been wanking for hours and getting no where. That’s a lie. I was getting to a really good spot, like the very edge of an orgasm, but it just would not happen. Not that you’d be able to tell that from my face as it very much looks like I’m hitting a very satisfactory Big-O what with the way my eyes roll into the back of my head! But nope. I never quite hit that earth shattering, full body shaking orgasm! Gaaaah. Nightmare. Total nightmare!